DLand - Have You Seen My Keys?

So I couldn't find my keys this morning. Ha ha, stupid Genie. Yes, I know. But get this...I hunt all over the house at 7:35am trying to find them. I remember having them to get inside last night. I look on the kitchen counter, the computer table, the bed, the sink, the basket my purse sits in, the box next to the basket my purse sits in. Nowhere to be seen. Then I stop and think for a second. I open the front door and LOOK - there are my keys STILL IN THE FRONT DOOR. Genie = biggest dork ever. Luckily my PLEASE ROB ME sign is still in storage and not lit up at the front window. Sigh. Maybe I need a shoe string necklace to tie my keys on so I won't get locked out.