As far from fruit ...

Bossman: "What are you eating?"Genie: "Uh ... Twizzlers." Bossman: "That's gross. It's too early for Twizzlers." Genie: "Um ... they're ... fruity." Bossman: "Fruity?! Twizzlers are about as far from fruit as you can get. I know because I will eat them and I don't like fruit." Genie: "Well, I was gonna say I'm not sure what kind of fruit they are." Bossman: "Mmmmm ... Twizzler trees ..."