Facebook Archive - March 2015

March 1 - We were packing up at the hotel to head home from Ymir. 
Ian: 'Are we going home to the kitties? They should have hotels with kitties in them so you can still have a kitty when you go to an event. One for each person in the room would be good.'
#crazycatboy

March 4 - Ian: 'Mommy, do aliens exist?'
Me: 'Probably, we just haven't seen them yet.'
Ian: 'What about astronauts? Or do they just go up in space, land on the moon, stick a flag on it and say, 'This is our moon!' and then fly home?'
Me: 'Pretty much.'
Ian: 'BOR-ING!'

March 5 - Ian (watching Barbie): 'Mommy, my favorite color is pink and purple. And blue. And yellow. I like red and blue and green ... and black! That's my favorite color.'

March 5 - 

Ian (throwing his arms wide): 'I love pink and purple this much. But I love you all the way to VENUS, Mommy.' This makes up for whining about his t-shirt this morning. 
#notforwusses

March 12 - Ian took forever to fall asleep last night, came back into our bed sometime around 1am, slept sideways with his razor sharp toe nails in my side, and sat up at 4am to declare, 'Mommy, I've changed my mind. I DO like bacon!'  Kids are weird.

March 14 - Ian: 'Who were the first teacher and student in the world? Or the first tree. Or the first boat. Ooh, or what was the first building in the whole world?'

Us: 'Those are hard questions. Nobody knows.'

Ian: 'Even your *phone* doesn't know? I'm asking questions nobody knows the answer to? Even scientists?!'

March 14 - Ian is nonplussed by Rage Against the Machine but giddy that we allow him to sing 'Shut Up and Dance With Me' when it comes on the radio.

March 19 - Ian (age 5 1/2) put himself to sleep last night in his own bed at 8pm. He also stayed in that bed all night until 6:15am this morning. He came over to our bed once I was already out of shower and dressed, carrying his iPad and asked for a few minutes of snuggles while Daddy showered. 

'I didn't get any snuggles last night because I slept all by myself, so I have to get my snuggles in this morning.' 

We have co-slept, bed shared, and room shared since he was born. That's 66 months. I have always said I figured he wouldn't still be in our bed all night until he left for college. Some of the nights in the last 66 months have been very long but overall the time has been short. I'm grateful that he has chosen to sleep solo on his own terms. I'm also grateful to have more room in our bed most nights. ﷯

Facebook Archive - February 2015

Feb 8 - I was going to offer up a five-year-old free to a good home to the first person to meet me at Mt. Trashmore Park, but I'm already calming down. He only has one shoe anyways, so that would have limited potential buyers. #loveispatient #notforwusses

Feb 11 - Ian begged to use the men's locker room by himself. After waiting forever for him I discovered he'd been in there with the old men watching TV and 'waiting for his hair to dry.'

Feb 12 - As soon as the alarm went off, Ian started dramatically complaining that he hurt. 

'My waist hurts! I think I broke a bone!'
'That's your hip. And I doubt you broke your hip in your sleep. It would hurt much worse.'
'I did! It does hurt! Worse than any boo boo ever! So that's why I must have broke a bone.'
'Can you move it?'
'No.' (As he flops around, spinning in the bed like a rotisserie.)
'How about some snuggles and five more minutes in the bed?'
'That might help.'

Feb 17 - We couldn't make a snowman because of the ice on top, so I gave Ian a baseball bat to wail on the ground. Surprisingly fun for him and equally tiring.

Feb 24 - About 10 minutes before Ian's bedtime, I got a wild hair to stick some chocolate chip cookies in the oven. About 2 minutes later, Ian wandered into the kitchen for something. He walked out of the kitchen and declared, 'Something smells like COOKIES in there! Maybe brownies ...' 

I played dumb because I wasn't interested in delaying bedtime any more for cookies. 

We went upstairs and had stories and songs before bed. I saw that school would be closed for the snow and I told Ian I was looking forward to playing in the snow with him tomorrow.

As he rolled away from me to fall asleep he muttered, 'I'm looking forward to cookies ...'

Feb 25 - If you have a pre-schooler in your house, you must own 'The Book With No Pictures' by B.J. Novak. Santa brought it and while Ian was unimpressed when he opened it, it was a big hit tonight. The word 'butt' in 200 point font is comedy gold with the five-year-old crowd.

Feb 27 - Ian was using his blankie as a sunscreen so he could see his Star Wars game in the car. Now he just looks like a 'Madonna and iPhone' painting.

 

Facebook Archive - January 2015

Jan 5 - Ian says he wants to be a policeman when he grows up. His friend at school wants to be a policeman/dentist/fire fighter. 

Ian is now asking a million questions about policemen. If you have to buy your own gun at the store or if they give you one. If you have to cock the gun and how. If you get to fly a helicopter and if said copter shoots pizzas like his ninja turtle Lego set does.

Jan 17 - Ian: 'Mommy, can I have ice cream?'
Me: 'Why do you want ice cream?'
Ian: 'Because I ate almost all of my dinner ... And I feel like I deserve it.'

Jan 20 - We were changing at the pool and when I pulled up my swimsuit bottoms (that still showed my CGM sensor), Ian said, 'Mommy, you're diabetes is showing!'

Jan 21 - Ian was squeezing his stomach at the dinner table.
 'What are you doing, Dude?'
'Trying to push all the food to the back so I have room for dessert.'

Jan 21 - 'Mommy, we forgot to take off my underwear this morning so I've been wearing two pairs all day.'
'We? You got dressed by yourself this morning.'
'Yeah, but you should have helped me. Mornings are just so complicated for me.'