DLand - Have You Seen My Keys?

So I couldn't find my keys this morning. Ha ha, stupid Genie. Yes, I know. But get this...I hunt all over the house at 7:35am trying to find them. I remember having them to get inside last night. I look on the kitchen counter, the computer table, the bed, the sink, the basket my purse sits in, the box next to the basket my purse sits in. Nowhere to be seen. Then I stop and think for a second. I open the front door and LOOK - there are my keys STILL IN THE FRONT DOOR. Genie = biggest dork ever. Luckily my PLEASE ROB ME sign is still in storage and not lit up at the front window. Sigh. Maybe I need a shoe string necklace to tie my keys on so I won't get locked out.

DLand - Genie is ...

Inspired by Duncan, I played a little game of my own. Go to Google and do a search on your name (i.e. “Genie is“) to see what describes you. Here are some of my more telling results:Genie is leaving General Hospital. Genie is on ebay for anyone interested!! Parental Warning: Genie is a real grump today. Genie is an air-to-air rocket with a nuclear warhead designed for use against formations of enemy bombers. GENIE is HEAVY ... definitely not going anywhere. Genie is available for immediate download for only $47.00. Genie is a talented, warm person -- a great inspiration to me. Genie is a modern-day “wild child” who, until discovery at the age of 13, had lived in a state of severe sensory and social deprivation. Genie is NOT WORKING. Genie is niet te verslaan. Genie is sucking air? Genie is a fun and raucous romp into a magical alternate universe. Genie! is tall, thin and has a big nose. Genie is an inspiring gift for adults and children alike. WARNING #1. Do not operate the Genie without a belt guard! NOTE: The Genie is not equipped with a belt guard. Genie is currently in public beta testing. Use with caution and at your own risk. Genie is naked and wants to see if you measure up. Genie is much easier to 'use' in day-to-day use. Genie is a naive and inquisitive girl who is clueless about the world. Genie is tired, bad tempered and in no mood for working. Genie is living proof of human resilience. Genie is approximately 2 years old, spayed and very sweet.

DLand - Buddy Can You Spare a Dime?

Bossman told me yesterday that you have to be willing to let things go down if you ever want them to go up. Holy crap, have I been going down lately. Wait ... no, that sounds bad. We were talking about pecuniary rises and falls.So needless to say, I will be getting to know my neighbors for a little while longer as the privacy fence fund didn't really happen. Wow, I threw a lot of money in the street. Didn't come home penniless, but the bank roll I allotted myself went away almost completely. Last night was bad. I would put $20-$40 in a machine and it would happily take it and ring it's little bell and that would be it. I would get to push the happy yellow button about 10 times or so before it would all be gone. I got fucked (proper fucked, Tommy) by the Jokers Wild game. Double-down is not your friend. I just can't say no to the chance to double my money and it would all go away very very fast. So sad. This morning (what day is it again?) was better in that I could make $20 last a good while on the poker machines. But the I Dream of Jeannie machine was kicking my ass regularly. I would keep going back to it, though, just to hear her tell me “Good luck, master.” I'm that Jeannie's bitch. I didn't even attempt the craps table as they were $10 minimum bids and given my luck this trip, I would have cursed the entire table. Craps is a game at which you can have a grand time losing, but I just wasn't ready to part with that much cash that quickly. Girls can't throw dice anyways (categorically speaking, there are some good dice rollers out there). The new tower of Harrah's at Atlantic City is very grand. It's no Venetian, but it's as close as one can get within driving distance from home. Bossman, Mrs. Bossman and I drove up the Eastern Shore and crossed on the Lewes Cape May Ferry. That was kind of neat as it broke up the trip some and we could relax and play cards in the middle of the trip but still be making progress. My whole sleep schedule is whacked now, though. I didn't go to bed til 3 last night and then got up at 7:30. I think I fell asleep in the car some on the way home, or it could have just been that all of the Eastern Shore of Virginia looks so much alike that it was hard to tell. The best thing we saw on the road was Farmer Girl's Exotic Garden in Lewes. I'm not sure if it was a greenhouse or a restaurant or ... who knows. But man, what a rockin' name.