Rich's dad and I were chatting after the game yesterday and the topic of Lee's e-mails came up (Lee being Rich's brother and Rich Sr.'s younger son). Me: "Yeah, Lee's e-mail apparently said that folks might want to 'bring a change of clothes to ware [sic] for afterwords [sic]' and I was thinking that technically the spell-checker might not always catch those, so he needs something else to catch stuff like that."

Rich Sr.: "Yes, Lee needs a secretary really bad."

Me: "Yeah, really badly."

Rich Sr.: "Well, at least you see where he gets it from."