A stove!!! Our family's Christmas morning circa 1981

I have another entry all about the adventure I've had getting this technology to work, but this evening, I successfully converted our family's 1981 Christmas tape to digital. Every year, my mother would set out a portable recorder and record us all opening our presents. In 1981, I was 4 years old, my brother Perry was nearly 11 and my oldest brother Doug was 22. We had just moved to our new house (where my parents still live) across the street from the house where we had lived and literally had more than doubled our living space.

I still remember most of the gifts that I announced that morning with glee, but all I wanted was a crawling baby. My poor mother had looked all over for a doll baby that crawled across the floor because it's all I had asked for. Her friend called her Christmas Eve that evening and said that the mall across town had them. Mom, being so very tired already and all our presents still needing to be wrapped, decided that I already had a lot of other toys and didn't go out to get the crawling baby.

With each present I opened Christmas morning, I noted that it was not what I had asked for, as if Santa were just stupid or couldn't read my list I sent him with only one thing on it - a crawlin' baby. It was pure torture for my parents. On the day after Christmas, my mother went out and bought me a crawlin' baby and wrapped it up in paper. My parents then stuck it in the fireplace and Dad asked me "do you see that? I think Santa may have dropped something." Needless to say, my brother was also looking around in the fireplace to see if Santa had dropped anything else.

You can listen to some highlights from our Christmas 25 years ago below. I can't get over how country I sound. As a note, the icon for this entry is a picture of me from Christmas that year sitting amongst all my toys.

Christmas 1981 Highlights
(6.5MB, under 7 min., no potty mouth as I was only 4 years old)

OMG get 'em off me!!!

Rich has been playing his Dead Rising game ("an action-packed, zombie bashing delight" raves TeamXbox.com) and there are some creepy scenes in it. While he's doing this, I'm idling away my evening reading blogs and cleaning out my RSS feeds (the responsibilty to keep them read and uncluttered is overwhelming). I'm doing all this internet surfing on a new (to me) SONY laptop that is much lighter than my previous laptop. It also has a reminder that lets me know when the hard drive protection is engaged. We're in the living room which offers us 5.1 surround sound of all the horrific brain gnoshing and constant shuffling/moaning. Let me tell you how disconcerting it is to be convinced there are zombies in the dining room because of the noises coming from that doorway. Between the surround sound and my being the world's biggest chicken, the hard drive protection warning has been popping up A LOT this evening as I gasp and my legs instinctively jerk into a computing fetal position. The lighter laptop will keep me from dislocating my shoulder when I hurl it at the zombies in self defense, and it's comforting to know that at least it will fair much better than the television will.

Episode #3 - Foo and Wah

Three's the charm, as they say. Back by popular demand (all two of you who've asked) we present another episode of our podcast. This action-packed episode includes:

  • Intro and Outro Music! The song is Fan of the Bean by the Clintons and was downloaded from the Podsafe Music Network. Their web site is very cool in that it got us free music to use so that the Copyright Police will not come after us and allows artists to pimp their songs. You can download all of the Clintons' songs from iTunes.
  • Discussions of Peeps, Speed Racer and Star Blazers
  • Mayflower movers and how much Rich hates them (fuck those guys)
  • Genie's yoga class and the creepy dude in the room (in which Genie says the word "like" A LOT)
  • Another BlogHer recap, both from Genie and Rich's perspective
  • Discussions of what the target demographic is for BlogHer (how to blog without a toddler or blue hair)
  • Our plans for Sunday where we make molasses on the family farm
  • Genie's new microphone

There's also the added bonus of foo and wah! There's a story behind it, I swear.

Rich continues to eat the microphone occasionally and I continue to say "like" far too much when I get excited. We apologize for that and we'll both work on making that better for episode #4.

Episode #3 - Foo and Wah
(47 min. with moderate potty mouth)