Uuuuuugggggghhhhhh. Why?! Why did I think it was a good idea to have a Twinkie for lunch? I was in the 7-Eleven and the golden sponge cake was calling my name.

Moan. And now - it's not like I can practically un-eat the Twinkie (two in fact). So they're with me now. That little smiling cowboy on the package is mocking me.

Must ... find ... real ... food.