June 9 - Rich: 'Hey, Ian, today is Mommy and my anniversary. That means we got married eight years ago today!'
Ian: 'What are we gonna do for our anniversary?'
Rich: 'Well, Mommy and I were going to go to dinner ...'
Ian (sobbing): 'I WANNA GO TOO! I WANNA GO WITH YOU!'

I need to make sure my folks light candles and pour his milk into a wine glass tonight so he can have the same experience. 
#notforwusses

June 9 - Ian: 'Aren't you going to your ceremony dinner without me? Do they have corn dogs at this restaurant? Only spicy food I wouldn't like? And grown up drinks? Well, I'm packing my suitcase of toys for Mamaw and Pop's!'

June 17 - Ian: 'I wish I had a chihuahua because they stay little and never grow up.' #gooddog

June 29 - Ian has announced he and Feenie are going to get married once they are grown ups. 
Ian: 'Are there some boys who never get married?'
Me: 'Yeah, sometimes.'
Ian: 'Are they allergic to girls?'

And now we're talking about laws and judges and voting and love.